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We Are Animals by Tim Ewins

Genre:  Humorous fiction

Tour Dates: 2nd - 8th March 2020

Publication Date: 2nd March 2020

Formats available: Mobi, Epub or PDF

Estimated Page Count - 250

Standalone Novel

Types of post available: Review Only

A cow looks out to sea, dreaming of a life that involves grass.


Jan is also looking out to sea. He’s in Goa, dreaming of the passport-thief who stole his heart (and, indeed, his passport) forty-six years ago. Back then, fate kept bringing them together, but lately it seems to have given up.


Jan has not. In his long search he has accidentally held a whole town at imaginary gunpoint in Soviet Russia, stalked the proprietors of an international illegal lamp-trafficking scam and done his very best to avoid any kind of work involving the packing of fish. Now he thinks if he just waits, if he just does nothing at all, maybe fate will find it easier to reunite them.


His story spans fifty-four years, ten countries, two imperfect criminals (and one rather perfect one), twenty-two different animals and an annoying teenager who just…




But maybe an annoying teenager is exactly what Jan needs to help him find the missing thief?


Featuring a menagerie of creatures, each with its own story to tell, We Are Animals is a quirky, heart-warming tale of lost love, unlikely friendships and the certainty of fate (or lack thereof).


For the first time in her life the cow noticed the sun setting, and it was glorious.

About Tim Ewins

Tim Ewins has enjoyed an eight-year stand-up career alongside his accidental career in finance.

He has previously written for DNA Mumbai, had two short stories highly commended and published in Michael Terence Short Story Anthologies, and enjoyed a very brief acting stint (he’s in the film Bronson, somewhere in the background).

He lives with his wife, son and dog in Bristol. We Are Animals is his first novel.

Social Media Links

  • Tim Ewins Twitter
  • Eye and Lightning Twitter
  • Tim Ewins Instagram
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Blog Tour Schedule

Maximum 3 stops per day.  Confirmed blogs will appear here. 

2nd March

  1. Bookshine and Readbows

  2. B for bookreview

  3. Babydolls and razorblades

3rd March

  1. Novel Kicks

  2. K T Robson

  3. Radzy Writes

4th March

  1. Fany Reads English

  2. Jazzy Book Reviews

  3. Jessica Belmont

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