On 14th February 2018 on the publication day, the first chapter of Vicky and Lizzie's First Period will be revealed.  I would like to invite you to take part and reveal this first chapter to your followers and if you have time to review the book too. If you wish to participate please contact me on rachel@rachelsrandomresources.com with your name, blog name, preferred post type.  

As part of the Publication Day celebration, we are hoping to cause a big buzz on social media. In order to help with that, regardless of if you can take part in the blitz, if you could lend your support to this Daycause campaign, with Facebook/Twitter it would be most appreciated. This allows an automated message to go out at midday of 14th February and if we gain enough support, could lead to the book trending. 

Vicky & Lizzie's First Period by Andrew Mackay

Genre: Dark Humor, Satire, Musical

Chapter Reveal: 14th February 2018

Publication Date: 14th February 2018

Standalone, but also the second book in the Chrome Junction Academy Series

Estimated Page Count - 236

Formats Available - Epub, Mobi and PDF

Trigger Warnings: Yes, quite a few. Suicide, child abuse (although only speculated, never shown), violence against/by children, heavy and frequent profanity – although all of it is satirical and impossible to take seriously.

Pre-order on Amazonhttp://amzn.to/2E6h5kO

Bloody Hell!

All together now…

There were two girls called Vicky & Lizzie
Who kept the Academy busy
Causing trouble and mirth
For all they were worth
Sending teachers right into a tizzy

They kicked-off a false, nasty rumour
That one of the staff was a groomer
For everyone knows
Gossip spreads out and grows
But the school didn’t quite see the humour

Would Vicky & Lizzie regret
All the damage they caused? Nah, not yet
Scheming, conniving
The girls kept on vying
A dangerous precedent was set

Vicky & Lizzie delivered a blitz
On a school at the end of its wits
Did they care? Did they f**k
They were common as muck
Those nasty, vindictive young s#!ts

This might cause upset and uproar
It’s a musical satire, what’s more
For the first time ever
We promise you’ve never
Read anything like this before

So pick up your copy today
Of a story about which you will say
That I wanted to barf
But so hard I did laugh
Vicky & Lizzie have just made my day!

About Andrew Mackay

Some authors are afraid to cross the line.

Me? Oh, I'm glad you asked! I make "the line" my starting point...

My brand is satire.

I hop between genres like madman on crack because my razor-sharp literary knife is hungry for political and social commentary. One genre just can't cut it (if you'll forgive the pun.) I'm obsessed, I tell you!

I write straight-up humor and farce, horror, crime, romance... all under the banner of satire.

My novels often contain a ruthless commentary on society, delving into the darker machinations of modern life. They can be uproarious, funny, outrageous and shocking. Make no mistake, though. They are this way for a reason, and always come equipped with a sense of humanity and wit.

My influences include John Cleese, Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut, James Patterson, Hunter S Thompson, Douglas Adams, Imogen Edwards-Jones, Michael Frayn, Chris Morris, Jerry Sadowitz, Christopher Hitchins, Bill Maher, George Carlin, Jordan Peterson, Pat Condell, and writer/director Larry Cohen.

My obsessions include (and are essentially limited to) obscene amounts of: smoking, drugs, alcohol, caffeine, sex, debating, daydreaming and writing about himself in the third person.

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