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How to Survive Making Yourself Look Silly While Dancing with the German Mafia at a Bavarian Nightclub and Other Lesser Known Travel Tips is going on tour with Rachel's Random Resources, if you wish to participate please contact me on with your name, blog name, preferred post type and availability. 

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How to Survive Making Yourself Look Silly While Dancing with the German Mafia at a Bavarian Nightclub and Other Lesser Known Travel Tips by Simon Yeats

Genre: Humour, Memoir, Travel

Tour Dates: 6th - 12th July 2024

Publication Date: 28th December 2023

Formats available: Epub, PDF and very limited UK/US Paperbacks

Estimated Page Count - 252

Standalone third book in a 3 part series

Types of post available: Reviews, extracts and Q&As

Purchase Link:

The best has been saved to last. Book 3 of a hilarious series of travel misadventures and dubious personal introspection by Australian author Simon Yeats, who from an early age learned that the best way to approach the misfortunes of this world is to laugh about it.

Simon shares his comedic insights into the unusual and uproarious elements of living life as an Aussie ex-pat and having a sense of Wanderlust as pervasive as Cholera in the 1850s.

From how to outwit the Italian police while trying to find parking in downtown Genoa, to how to negotiate exploring the Roman ruins of Plovdiv, Bulgaria while on crutches, to how to impress the German Mafia with 80s dance moves, to how to leave a lasting impression on a crowded bar in Gothenburg, Sweden after combining alcohol and antibiotics.

Simon Yeats has gone into the world and experienced all the out of the ordinary moments for you to sit back and enjoy the experience without the need to rupture a disc or succumb to Dengue fever.

About Simon Yeats

Simon Yeats has lived nine lives, and by all estimations, is fast running out of the number he has left. His life of globetrotting the globe was not the one he expected to lead. He grew up a quiet, shy boy teased by other kids on the playgrounds for his red hair. But he developed a keen wit and sense of humor to always see the funnier side of life.

With an overwhelming love of travel, a propensity to find trouble where there was none, and being a passionate advocate of mental health, Simon’s stories will leave a reader either rolling on the floor in tears of laughter, or breathing deeply that the adventures he has led were survived.

No author has laughed longer or cried with less restraint at the travails of life.

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Blog Tour Schedule

Maximum 3 stops per day.  Confirmed blogs will appear here. 

6th July

  1. Pen and Paper

  2. Let us talk of many things...

  3. A Knight’s Reads

7th July

  1. @mrse2017

  2. Country Mamas With Kids

  3. Dana.loves.books

8th July

  1. @tamisreadingcorner

  2. Heather Adores Books

  3. Read & Tell Reviews

9th July

  1. @candygirl73reads

  2. Portable Magic

  3. book reviews by Lexi

10th July

  1. Seduced with literature

  2. Bookworm86

  3. Novel Kicks

11th July

  1. redhead_reviews1

  2. Celticlady's Reviews

12th July

  1. @5mins_forme

  2. book_mouse2020

  3. Bibliotica

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